happy new year, yall! I will try to blog more and drink less. thugs & bitches.

because i rocked a black dress with sheer long sleeves and a red lip about two weeks before kourtney kardashian. i guess thats why they call them trends! but ya’ll know i luv her the most.

i don’t know why i always fall off of my blog game. i have ADD. how am i ever gonna get internet respect if i don’t keep myself relevant. ima work on dat. but for now i’m gonna say….

damn, i want these boots

how cute are these roomies?

this ariel wanna-be get her own vita-coco flavor? pink guava + red grapefruit. meh. i don’t like flavored coconut water. i’m a hater and rihanna sucks.

that i’ve been having a period for 14 years. i’ll still act like a bitch all i want.

it was cool.

when a hipster whale infiltrates your secret beach spot?

it’s funny how everyone (myself included) thinks they were into getting their nails did, etc before everyone else. the truth is that every girl i’m friends with love to paint their nails but now everyone has iPhones and it’s easier to post pictures somewhere to show of your freshly done nails. that’s just my opinion. anyway, KIA is smart by hopping onto this trend! i didn’t really know what the video was all about before i watched it, but a car commercial done by nail art. that’s asian as shit.

i watched barney’s version on a recent flight home from the philippines (which i promise to post about soon!) it was the only movie that i watched on the 14 hour flight! it stars paul giamatti and minnie driver and scott speedman, who was looking ultra babelicious. it’s a comedy-drama, adapted from a book about a womanizer. the movie begins in the 70s or 60s, when womanizing was hot. i still kinda can’t believe how hot scott speedman looked. he is aging beautifully. i love the wrinkles in his eyes, they’re like sparkles! this is totally the kind of movie to watch when it’s too hot to go outside or maybe during a summer storm, kinda somber but not totally depressing.